From: Roy Stillwell
[mailto:roystillwell@hotmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, June 01, 2002
10:47 PM
To: info@PETA.org
Subject: Helping my pets and
other animals
Dear PETA,
I love animals very much, and
am hoping that you can help me "share the love" as it were.
Generally, I prefer
anal sex with monkeys and gophers, but I have been considering
including dogs and bleeding cats into the mix. (The bleeding cats are
fun because they remind me of my sister's gaping wounded cunt. She is
such a stupid bitch.)
Anywho, where can I
find bleeding cats? I've tried to make them on my own with a shovel and
heavy rock or brick, but I'm not crazy about getting the blood all over
my walls / carpets etc. Are there bleeding cat stores in China Town?
Should I simply wait near unsafe roads and hope to scrape one off an
SUV grill late at night?
Thanks for your help. I look forward to PETA assisting me in helping the plight of animals.
Roy Stilwell
CEO
Putrid.com
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